You may ask: “What makes these particular guys extra special
to us Imperial Chicks…so much so that we lovingly call them
our men?” Is it just their stylish uniforms? Is it the cultured,
Coruscanti basic in which they speak? Or is it the no nonsense
approach in which they have sworn to protect loyal citizens from
those wretched hives of Rebel scum and criminal villainy?
it’s all of the above…and more.
Anyway you look at it, the proud men of the Empire need our love…and
oodles of understanding. It isn’t easy being called “bad
guys” by the unenlightened masses. Our men
have a difficult, oft times brutal job of bringing peace and order
to the galaxy. We Imperial Chicks are here to let them know we
whole-heartedly support their goals of galactic domination while
we wait breathlessly…with open arms…for their triumphant