“The Empire is the place where someone
of my caliber belongs.”
Captain Sarkli…and we Imperial Chicks couldn’t agree
he a handsome fellow? And he’s Admiral Piett’s nephew!
Family attachments are always good. Of course, Piett sons would
be even better, but we digress…
There’s an extensive bio of Captain
Sarkli on Wookiepedia, but be forewarned, whether it be
Wookie or Wicki…pedia, those information sites are notoriously
pro-Rebel. The Alliance symbol is prominently displayed in
every url…a sure sign of bias!*
According to that bio, a 'corrupt' Sarkli allegedly traded
in his Rebel orange pilot suit for a simply smashing Imperial
uniform. (We Imperial Chicks know it was the right thing for
him to do! We’ll bet he was a fearless Imperial spy all
along…so don’t believe that disgruntled Rebel pilot
As for Sarkli supposedly dying on Endor…we also
bet one of you could write a better ending to his bio…like Captain
Sarkli kicking Rebel butt, stomping on those annoying Ewok teddy bears, and escaping from Endor to live and fight another day! Maybe you’ve
got an idea for a more exciting plot. If so, send
us your story!
*UPDATE: It looks as if an Imperial-minded citizen
did some creative editing with the Rebel favicon in the url over on the Wookiepedia site!
The favicon now sports half an Imperial Roundel where once it was all Alliance!
Click on the recently revised symbol on Wookiepedia's main page and you will be taken to
Wickipedia's Neutral Point of View (NPOV) policy.
Hmmm. Now, if we can only get someone to
edit all of those anti-Imperial bios and articles!