we Imperial Chicks resist rushing out to the nearest comic shop
when there's something like this! Check out Dark Horse Comics'
Wrong Side of the War" and "My Brother, My Enemy" series, featuring the
hunky Imperial officer Lieutenant Janek Sunber!
Lt. Sunber…out of uniform. There was some text about him
wrestling with his conscience about something or other. (OK…he’s
Rebel terrorist Luke Skywalker’s old childhood chum “Tank.”
He and Luke took separate career paths.) Blitzen photoshopped
it out of there because she felt an Imperial hottie like him shouldn't
be lying in his regulation underwear worrying about unimportant
stuff! We agree. Lt. Sunber needs a nice massage to help work
out all the tension in those muscles…and then be given something
far more pleasant to think about.
Sunber decides to do the right thing and confess about his
old friendship with Skywalker to Lord Vader aboard the ICS
Executor. Here he is being escorted to Vader’s meditation
chamber by Admiral Ozzel, royal guards, and stormtroopers.
Lt. Sunber…in his uniform, with the Dark Lord
of the Sith Darth Vader used as a stunning backdrop. You
can’t get any cooler than that! (This cover gives us Imp Chicks hope that Sunber won’t wimp out
by joining the Rebel Alliance!)
just on the off chance that by the end of the series, Lt. Sunber
turns traitor, (we really should start a petition to Dark
Horse begging them to keep the guy Imperial!) we have this
subplot of an incredibly hot romance between Rebel spy Deena
Shan and Lt. Sunber’s CO, Captain Kale Roshuir, to
console us with!
and Captain Roshuir
Rebel spy Deena Shan looks very satisfied and Imperial Captain
Kale Roshuir looks very buff.
A conflicted Deena is concerned that her Imperial lover
might get killed by her Rebel friends...Yeah, he was that
A very angry Captain Kale Roshuir has survived the Rebel’s
deadly trap to confront a rather sad and obviously guilt-ridden
Deena…Yeah, he was that good!
Poor Deena! At least her Imp lover isn’t dead. Maybe she and Roshuir
will meet again and come to an understanding…back
in the Captain’s quarters!
It's A Trap!
dressed in a chic (for the Alliance) black leather and plasteel
number, but obviously having a bad hair and nose day, has managed
to find herself (along with Luke Skywalker) walking into
an Imperial trap to rescue the "defecting"
runs into her former lover Captain Roshuir. Normally, we
Imperial Chicks would relish such a reunion, but Kale doesn't
look too happy...and poor Deena is in desperate need of
a makeover by an artist who can draw her in a more flattering light.
Captain Roshuir will come to realize that Deena is truly in love
with him, despite her previous betrayal; and this little special
ops jaunt with Luke Skywalker is not what it seems.
Oh, and if
any of you Dark Horse people happen to stumble upon this page,
please don't sue us. We're just using these comic excerpts (under
fair use) to illustrate some points:
our Imperial men...Imperial! We implore you: No more defections
to the Rebel Alliance...it's been done so many times before! And
don't let poor Deena Shan get what's coming to her...unless it's
a romantic ending with the Imperial man of her dreams.
UPDATE: We Imperial
Chicks couldn't wait (or look!) for Dark Horse to give Kale and Deena
a happily-ever-after conclusion to their rather muddled relationship, so MGA, one
of our talented fanfic writers came up with an adults-only story
entitled The Alliance.